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Shamelessly stolen from a Pokemon fanfic that did nothing interesting with the idea: the reason the incompetent comic relief villains always know where to find your group is because you’ve been tipping them off. One of them’s cute and you’ve been trying to flirt. You figure there’s no harm in it, since they never accomplish anything anyway.

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I just realized Call of Cthulhu abbreviates the same way as Corruption of Champions. I’m considering which one makes you lose more SAN.