This is besides the point entirely, but I had made it up until now under the impression that Persona 5 Strikers was a _sports_ game, because of some (mistaken) pattern-matching in the title. I know that nothing about SMT/Persona has anything to do with sports, but I just accepted that they'd made a soccer game; it seemed like the weird thing they'd do.

I'll probably play a Persona game eventually. (I've played Mirage Sessions, which was fun, but I understand it's _wildly_ more optimistic than any of the others.)