Looking at the second boss: OMG it’s a displacer beast! A science-fictional, copyright-friendly displacer beast. It’s kinda cute, in a will-eat-you sort of way.

Actually fighting the second boss: it’s like trying to fistfight a blender.

(The most dangerous boss in any Soulslike is the one that has a tail, because you’re not even safe while you’re stabbing it in the ass.)