Very high-effort prank

Get one of those “virtual electric piano” apps.

Create a piece that’s a): catchy, and b): utterly impossible to play on a real piano keyboard. Make something that will turn people’s fingers inside-out when they try to play some of those held notes that have you thread one finger under another finger like you’re tying a knot.

Upload this on Youtube as something you played on your electric piano. When people ask how you can possibly play this, tell them you’re an octopianist.

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I understand now why my colleague never has time to talk. I finally managed to get on the phone with him to discuss invoices, and suddenly, there was this little voice. “Daddy, I broke a window.”