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feotakahari) wrote2019-07-26 06:49 pm
feotakahari) wrote2019-07-26 06:49 pm
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A collection of posts I've made on Excellent Monster Girl Ideas. (Full disclosure: the admin is apparently some kind of Gamergater. He's not harassing anyone, so I don't really care.)
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Your pride demon girlfriend always thinks she’s the best, and since you’re with her, that means you’re the best, too. Whenever you fail or falter, she’s there to encourage you, because in her view, you’re too talented to let anything hold you back.
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Most caterpillar girls become butterflies at a relatively young age, but your girlfriend is on the outs with her parents, and she was homeless before she moved in with you. She’s decided it’s time to stop putting off the change, and she’s asked you to watch over her cocoon. You can hardly wait to see what she’ll become!
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You got stuck in traffic, and now you're a few minutes behind in making dinner. You're doing everything you can to get it finished, because your catgirl wife is staring at you with the most pitiful look on her face.
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Animal-people have a lot of insight and empathy with their respective animals. Dogfolk love to play fetch with dogs, and catfolk always know the difference between a cat’s “you haven’t fed me” and “I’m going to try to trick you into feeding me twice.” Your chimera girlfriend is a zookeeper.
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What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? A sphinx who tried to show off. The doctor said her ankle isn’t broken, just sprained.
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There’s something strange about the equations you’ve been solving. The answers seem intentionally hidden just out of reach, each playfully leading to another, slightly harder question. You’re beginning to see messages, coded in pure mathematics. “Find me.” “I’m waiting.” You’ve discovered an abstract math girl, and you’re sketching the shape of her curves.
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You shouldn’t have made love to so many bird girls. Your doctor says you’ve caught harpies.
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You always had a clear picture of the girl you wanted to marry, from the color of her eyes to the shape of her cheekbones. When you fell in love with a metamorph, there was a part of you that wanted to make that fantasy a reality. But you're finding that you care less and less. She changes as she wishes, by her mood and her whim, and each shape is still the woman you married, and to you, each shape is beautiful.
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You're moving in with your pixie girlfriend. Naturally, pixies don't want "big folk" stepping on their stuff, so the borders of the pixie district have a shrinking spell set up. At least the rent's cheap on an apartment that's less than a foot tall.
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Your selkie wife was originally from the north, and she still loves to swim even in the coldest time of winter. You've suggested joining the Polar Bear Swim Club, but she thinks the name is offensive.
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Your lamia wife hates winter. As soon as she gets home, she coils around you for warmth. You have no objections to this.
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Your wolf-girl GF stalks her prey in the forest, just like her proud ancestors. But she has advantages they lack: dexterous hands, an intelligent mind, and a dwarven-made bolt-action rifle with attached scope. With luck, you’ll be having fresh venison tonight! And if all else fails, there’s always squirrel.
-- -- -- --
Your pride demon girlfriend always thinks she’s the best, and since you’re with her, that means you’re the best, too. Whenever you fail or falter, she’s there to encourage you, because in her view, you’re too talented to let anything hold you back.
-- -- -- --
Most caterpillar girls become butterflies at a relatively young age, but your girlfriend is on the outs with her parents, and she was homeless before she moved in with you. She’s decided it’s time to stop putting off the change, and she’s asked you to watch over her cocoon. You can hardly wait to see what she’ll become!
-- -- -- --
You got stuck in traffic, and now you're a few minutes behind in making dinner. You're doing everything you can to get it finished, because your catgirl wife is staring at you with the most pitiful look on her face.
-- -- -- --
Animal-people have a lot of insight and empathy with their respective animals. Dogfolk love to play fetch with dogs, and catfolk always know the difference between a cat’s “you haven’t fed me” and “I’m going to try to trick you into feeding me twice.” Your chimera girlfriend is a zookeeper.
-- -- -- --
What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening? A sphinx who tried to show off. The doctor said her ankle isn’t broken, just sprained.
-- -- -- --
There’s something strange about the equations you’ve been solving. The answers seem intentionally hidden just out of reach, each playfully leading to another, slightly harder question. You’re beginning to see messages, coded in pure mathematics. “Find me.” “I’m waiting.” You’ve discovered an abstract math girl, and you’re sketching the shape of her curves.
-- -- -- --
You shouldn’t have made love to so many bird girls. Your doctor says you’ve caught harpies.
-- -- -- --
You always had a clear picture of the girl you wanted to marry, from the color of her eyes to the shape of her cheekbones. When you fell in love with a metamorph, there was a part of you that wanted to make that fantasy a reality. But you're finding that you care less and less. She changes as she wishes, by her mood and her whim, and each shape is still the woman you married, and to you, each shape is beautiful.
-- -- -- --
You're moving in with your pixie girlfriend. Naturally, pixies don't want "big folk" stepping on their stuff, so the borders of the pixie district have a shrinking spell set up. At least the rent's cheap on an apartment that's less than a foot tall.
-- -- -- --
Your selkie wife was originally from the north, and she still loves to swim even in the coldest time of winter. You've suggested joining the Polar Bear Swim Club, but she thinks the name is offensive.
-- -- -- --
Your lamia wife hates winter. As soon as she gets home, she coils around you for warmth. You have no objections to this.
-- -- -- --
Your wolf-girl GF stalks her prey in the forest, just like her proud ancestors. But she has advantages they lack: dexterous hands, an intelligent mind, and a dwarven-made bolt-action rifle with attached scope. With luck, you’ll be having fresh venison tonight! And if all else fails, there’s always squirrel.
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The title of this story, of course, would have to be Take It To the Limit.
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