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[feotakahari]

Last night, I dreamed that an attractive boy and I agreed to go back home together and do naughty things to each other. I was so excited, I accidentally got in the left-turn lane when I meant to be in the right-turn lane. I changed lanes too late, directly in front of a cop car, and the dream ended with me trying to talk my way out of a ticket.

I still can’t get laid even in my dreams.