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[feotakahari]

Last night, I dreamed that an attractive boy and I agreed to go back home together and do naughty things to each other. I was so excited, I accidentally got in the left-turn lane when I meant to be in the right-turn lane. I changed lanes too late, directly in front of a cop car, and the dream ended with me trying to talk my way out of a ticket.

I still can’t get laid even in my dreams.

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[lb_lee]

Ha! My classic is, "why yes, attractive person, you sure are attractive... BUT I NEED A BATHROOM RIGHT NOW BYE" and then I spend the rest of the dream searching for one.

When I wake up, I don't even need one! What gives, dream brain?

[random_thought_depository]

LB_Lee, for me the "I need to pee" sensation and the sensation I get "down there" when I'm sexually aroused are similar, if they feel similar to you too maybe your brain gets them confused?

[lb_lee]

Huh! You know, I never thought of that, but that makes a lot of sense and I bet you're right!