I'm not handling the quarantine very well

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time--Macbeth

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As much as everyone mocked that one recent Internet argument, I thought it was a brilliant move. Paraphrasing:

A: Black people can say offensive and hurtful things about race, just like white people can.

B: Your post is offensive and hurtful, whitey.

A: I'm black.

If B is right and the post is offensive, then A is also right. If A is wrong, then A's post must not actually be offensive!

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I spent ten dollars on a video game and didn't like it. I was mildly disappointed.

I spent three dollars on a book and didn't like it. I am enraged.

(But it's a romance/spy story with intersex aliens! How is it this bad?)