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少女-ロリヰタ-23区

If any of you have even a passing knowledge of Japanese, I would like for my readers to take a stab at guessing how, exactly, this band's name is supposed to be read.

(for people who don't have a passing knowledge of Japanese, my thought process while reading this was roughly "shoujo lol- wait what the fuck is that character- that's the katakana for a phoneme that doesn't even exist in modern Japanese- am i supposed to be reading that as "lolita" or "loliwita"- at least the last part's easy, that's 23-ku")

I would like you to imagine the emotions I experienced when I read that the official furigana reading of this name is somehow "ロリイタニジュウサンク", or "lolita nijusanku", which, for some reason, is rendered in English as "Lolita23q".

It's so chunni, I can't get mad at it.

(also apparently their vocalist is now a pro mahjong player? ex-bandmen have the weirdest career trajectories i stg)


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Scintillating discussions happening in the comments section of a Psycho le Cemu fic that touches on the matter of Daishi's arrest for drug possession. (in the interest of honesty m has a variety of weird and complicated feelings about what Events and Happenings and Traumas and Illnesses That Actually Happened To The Real-Life Guys are acceptable to touch on in RPF fic, which they have decided to vomit out below the cut for some reason)

'Ahhh... Lida and Daishi are so sweet... Kawaiii <333... But wait! He's on meth! No Daishi, no!! '

I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard, but it did.

I think it bothers all of us how little information we've been given. I mean, I understand that Daishi has a right to privacy and all, but this whole "gag order" type deal is very troubling. That is, I guess, what I'm trying to do as a writer: fill in the details, both for myself and for my readers.

And add a little bit of yaoi as I'm at it, of course. ^^;;;


The author explaining herself. An interesting perspective on what role writing about these kinds of events in fic can serve for fans!


Heh...I think [it's depressing] every time I write about a five-person band. Honestly, it's very depressing to realize that someone will be left out unless I do something a bit unorthodox. T_T I hate having to make those sorts of decisions.


Finally, a discussion of the Five Person Band Problem, aka the Odd Man Out Problem! (this is a problem which could of course be solved by poly. or bring in miyavi, that works too.)


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Sadly, while this author's fetish pornography featuring bandmen screwing in various inventive combinations has been comprehensively saved to the Wayback Machine, only a few fragmented chapters of this fic- a wonderful window into how English-speaking fandom perceived and reacted to Daishi's drug scandal- and all the interesting conversations that went on in the comments- survive.

(Not that I'm complaining- it's good fetish porn! Very good fetish porn! The fandom historian part of me is just crying a bit right now. At least I can calm myself with the porn.)


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And, to finish, a funny little bit from the author's notes of one renegadedrow2.

The unfortunate thing is my mom found Obscure [super uncersored] [sic] on my comp and I’m grounded for a while, so now I have to come to library and update! Good thing is I come to the library like every week and since my absence there are like seven parts to this and more on the way!

Link mine for context. Content warnings for sexual content, gore, body horror, vomiting, and flashing lights!


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May. 13th, 2026 03:20 pm
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One thing I've noticed about nonfictional/descriptive LLM-generated text is that it has a damn near omnipresent need to have a thesis statement, even in contexts where that doesn't really make sense- if you look at Wikipedia pages that have been tagged as "probably LLM-generated, please clean this up", you see it, I've seen it in Instagram accounts that post vkei scans, like, literally all I want is artist name, source name/year, and maybe some of the OP's thoughts. I don't need something that's written like a teenager bullshitting through their social studies essay. Once you see it, you really can't unsee it.
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Some Things Need To Stay On Ao3: A Guide For Young RPF-ers

Chapter 1: Are You Really Sure You Want To Be Posting Your RPF Mpreg Memes On A Platform That Your RPF Subject Is On?

Chapter 2: Especially When You Follow The RPF Subject?

Chapter 3: No, Are You Really, Really Sure?

Chapter 4: It's Not That I Don't Appreciate The Energy, But Perhaps Instagram Is Not The Best Platform For Your Edits of Porn Audios Overlaid Over Clips Of Stagegay

Chapter 5: I'm Not Even Asking You To Archive-Lock It, Just Please Please Stop RPF-Ing On Instagram Please Please For The Love Of God It Takes Like Eighty Years Off Of My Life The Memes Are Funny Just Put Them On Tumblr Or In A Private Discord Server Please Not On Instagram Where The Bandmen Are Please God Please
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Can conclusively date "fanfic writers milking Kai from The GazettE's cooking skills in fic for all they're worth" at least all the way back to late 2005! It's one of the cardinal rules of vkei fic- if a fujogya learns that her honmei can cook, that character trait is going in all the fanfiction.

(And I love how, because of this little quirk, you can date when, exactly, certain interviews got translated or became more widely known in ENG-speaking fandom- see, Great Cook Taiji showing up in all the X Japan fic around 2021 because that was when ENG-speaking fandom became aware of his partner's book, which mentioned that detail.)


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Adore this summary on a fic.

Vampires. That is all I'm telling you. Oh, and sex. Vampires. Sex.

Straight and to the point.


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Followed a link to an Alice Nine comm and was hit in the face by a pinned post from 2023 advertising their move to a Discord server. Adore the "no, sir, not getting up out of this chair" energy on display there.


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Profoundly depressing note on some fanart posted to the comm.

These are NOT traced, though I half-way cheat, I DID look at a picture whilst drawing them. Hope you don't mind ^-^'

Sometimes, I wonder how many baby artists the early-2000s idea of "using references is cheating" fucked over in the long run.
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One very interesting little bit of Fangirl Japanese that I've been seeing in fics is the usage of "koi" as a romantic pet name, probably derived from "koibito". It's damn near universal, even showing up in fics that are otherwise light on Fangirl Japanese, and, to the best of my knowledge, does not occur in actual Japanese. Was this a thing in any other JPN-sourced fandoms from around this time?

(Cursed thought: Fangirl Japanese is the low culture equivalent of 19th century English-speaking authors dropping in untranslated French or Latin in their novels.)


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There are so many fucking roleplay comms being advertised, you guys. So many. Absolute bucketloads and bucketloads of RP comms. Save me from typing "self-promo, comm, roleplay" over and over again. Save me.


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With how much modern-day VK fans claim that the bad behavior of new young fans is caused by this sudden, new influx of K-pop stans into vkei, it is hilarious every single time I go to some ficwriter's personal journal and see Super Junior or Big Bang fic next to their Diru or Gakuhai stuff. The call has been coming from inside the house for a while, folks.

(Honestly, loathe as I am to admit it, K-pop and vkei have always had a shocking amount of crossover appeal between them. I Do Not Know K-pop well enough to actually elaborate on this, so I'll just leave it at that.)


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And, to finish us off, an absolutely golden comment in the author's notes of a fic by user l0ckd0wn.

Even though i like killing and raping, I am a big closet fan of fluff.
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Sorry to talk about the transfemme Shinya fic (which I am absolutely going to be writing a Fanlore article about/maybe a meta/analysis?) AGAIN, but writing a fic where Mana is a participant but he's a masc guy in a suit the whole time makes me feel like when people buy beautiful old cabinets and scrape off the details to paint them beige. What do you have against The High Queen of Onnagata and Patron Saint of Gothic Lolita, long may he reign? Do you hate kittens and ice cream and sunsets, too, since you obviously hate what is most good and pure in the world? What is wrong with you?


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In the com, someone asked why there aren't very many fics centered around the band Glay, and one of the ideas proposed was that the band members are just too normal and not weird enough, which feels instinctively right to me. Of course, my vkei RPF ficwriting proclivities are like 50% X Japan, so everyone else in the scene feels kind of normal to me by comparison. How many fire extinguisher rampages has your honmei gone on?


I didn't think so.


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*rubs paws in delight*

So, someone posted a link to an An Cafe fic to the comm (sadly, it's on a website the Wayback Machine didn't get to), and judging from the comments section, their original post included an exhortation to please please please write about bands that are not Dir en grey for once.

Judging from the absolute flood of "deleted comment" (and that the version accessible in 2026 did not have this comment), this sparked a great deal of Arguments and Discourse, Here's a link to the post if you would like to peruse yourself, but I'm going to pull out my absolute favorite quotes below the cut for length.

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Why in the name of god did Crunchyroll’s Liar Game subs localize “newhalf” as “female-presenting”

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why is the english language both an non-pro-drop language and a language that has mandatory gendered third-person pronouns AND culture has not yet evolved to the point where they/them is entirely-neutral as opposed to a deliberate Statement Of Non-Gender AND m is not good enough at japanese to actually write the thing in a language where not using third-person pronouns is easy and not like pulling teeth like it is in english
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I HAVE FIGURED OUT WHO MAAYATAN IS!!!! Joy of joys! After seeing yet another fic dedicated to shipping him and Meev, I decided to look up "maayatan miyavi" to see if that produced any results, and thankfully an old fansite came through. He's one of Miyavi's support guitarists! (The reason vk.gy wasn't producing any results was that they had styled his name as "Maya-tan", instead of how LJ-ers were writing it. The mystery has been solved.


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Stumbled upon a truly delightful turn of phrase in a fic (the transfem!Shinya one mentioned previously).

A girl with a boy and an ambiguity. What a wonderful way of phrasing it. A girl, a boy, and an ambiguity. I'm going to start describing me and my two other IRL friends like this.


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Was validated in my decision to treat Yoshiki as a member of the larger Dir En Grey Cinematic Universe and thus not treat his appearance, unaccompanied by other X Japan members, as making a fic an X Japan crossover, by an ad for an RP comm that advertised itself as exclusively Diru, but included Yoshiki as a character open for selection. I've also seen a lot of people pair him with whatever Diru member gets left out after the fic author selects their two couples. Alternatively people also tended to slap him and hide together so they can be Diru's Gay Dads. This little trend is effectively Not A Thing anymore, as A: we live in a world where the fact that Yoshiki once produced Dir en grey is now little more than an interesting historical footnote, and B: increasing negative sentiment in the fandom towards Yoshiki as a person means people who aren't deep in the X Japan Sauce are much less likely to see him as a fun character to drop into their fics.


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And, to finish this post off, an interesting little quote...

Note: As some of you may have noticed, I am no longer posting [this fanfic] at nightmare_fans. The reasoning is simple: one of the mods decided to make some after-the-fact rule (they claim to have made posts about this before, but put nothing in the userinfo until recently, so I consider the rule to be defunct) about how there is 'no yaoi allowed'. I find this a bit appalling, since it is supposedly a 'fan community', but is censoring some fan work because of whatever preferences/prejudices of the moderators. However, if something had been stated clearly about the rule, I would have respected it and never posted there. Since that was not the case, I am now a bit offended and very annoyed.

I am EATING POPCORN. The use of quotes around "No Yaoi Allowed". The usage of the term "censorship" to describe said banning of yaoi. Delightful. Amazing. No notes.
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I've seen multiple Dir en grey fics based on the music video for [Kr]cube, so I decided to check it out, and honestly, I get it. It has a nice implied narrative of the band being cyberpunk? assassins? in a club? and everyone looks cool as fuck (unless you're Kaoru en masc, who for some reason is wearing a dead fox on his head?), especially Toshiya. Homme fatales my beloved.


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(bangya inside baseball) A truly hilarious comment on a Gackt/Hyde fic by user sortilege.

About Gackt, you see... I've stopped following his career when he left MM, and most of the information about him that I get comes from what his fans tell me... and most of them keep telling me that he's crazier by the day. O.o

Oh, honey. Oh, honey. You 'aint seen nothing yet.


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(bangya inside baseball) I keep seeing Yoshiki get put in positions of power in AUs, which makes sense for Mr. Vkei Elder Statesman, but it's really funny when it's a high school AU and he's like, a teacher or principal, because in my heart of hearts, my only mental association with "Yoshiki-as-teacher" is my HS drama teacher who once threatened to shoot a kid in the head with a nail gun for standing too close to the sets.


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Reading through a transfic that's very "the author was very well-intentioned but unfortunately they were Cis in the year of our lord Haruhi 2005" and it's always so fucking funny to see cis people's wack beliefs about SRS. It's always The Surgery and you get absolutely everything done all at once. Also Shinya Direngrey in this fic was on estrogen for 3 years and regularly having sex with a gay guy who was like "absolutely nothing amiss here". Very funny.

(To be clear, I'm not blaming the author- who knows what resources where available to them to learn about this stuff? I just find it very funny from my 2026 genderqueer vantage point.)

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