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feotakahariAn incomplete list of fictional gods that, if they were real, would make me want to annihilate all life and destroy the universe to prevent anything like them from ever existing again:
Loves a mortal, then murders him out of boredom, in front of his sister as she begs for his safe return
Has generation upon generation of servants guard a relic, then lets them all die once the relic is claimed
Had a woman cut in half by a car so her dying words would inspire someone to beat an alien with a baseball bat
Every god that physically or mentally transforms humans into animals/plants/minerals/immortal red blobs that beg for death, because every single one is written as way more horrifying than they need to be
Maybe 50% of the fanfics of Princess Celestia on FIMfiction
Significantly more fanfics of the Pokemon legendaries than you’d expect
Whatever the hell was going on in A Prayer for Owen Meany
Aslan, like five times over
Every nature god that isn’t in a children’s story, and some that are
Let’s just say most gods that can readily be identified as pseudo-Christian
Loves a mortal, then murders him out of boredom, in front of his sister as she begs for his safe return
Has generation upon generation of servants guard a relic, then lets them all die once the relic is claimed
Had a woman cut in half by a car so her dying words would inspire someone to beat an alien with a baseball bat
Every god that physically or mentally transforms humans into animals/plants/minerals/immortal red blobs that beg for death, because every single one is written as way more horrifying than they need to be
Maybe 50% of the fanfics of Princess Celestia on FIMfiction
Significantly more fanfics of the Pokemon legendaries than you’d expect
Whatever the hell was going on in A Prayer for Owen Meany
Aslan, like five times over
Every nature god that isn’t in a children’s story, and some that are
Let’s just say most gods that can readily be identified as pseudo-Christian
