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I’m about to read “The Reader and Protagonist Definitely Have to Be in True Love.” One of the glowing reviews was by someone who said he must have read a hundred of these gay Chinese reincarnated-in-another-world novels by now.

Guys, there is so much CONTENT on the Internet. I discover so many things that are famous in their niche that I have never heard of before.

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Still reading the gay novel with the super long name. One of MC’s grandfathers was a gnome who was revived by magic and was effectively half-undead. He married a half-human half-catgirl. The other grandfather was half-angel half-demon. He married a half-elf half-dragon. This is what happens when you apply too many templates to your D&D character.

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Actual metaphor from the gay novel with the long name, edited for clarity:

This plot is like a horse’s rectal prolapse. You can’t put it back in order again.

What are they DOING over there in China?