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Criticizing the Onion, part 1. It’s not that people believe in ”smart, qualified folks working behind the scenes to keep America safe” because they need the reassurance. It’s that folks claim they’re keeping America safe, so if they’re not smart or qualified, what the hell are we paying them for?

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Criticizing the Onion, part 2. The joke of one article folks like to pass around is that guys don’t know what pumice stones are. The real joke should be that women think they need to spend money on things like pumice stones in order to be loved.