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As a kid, my teeth were practically like this:



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Okay, not quite that bad, but my canines were still pretty long. 

I didn’t mind when the other kids called me Dracula. I was kind of proud of it, actually. But my mother wanted me to grow up to be a normal person with normal teeth. So I suffered through years of painful braces, and I came out of it with appropriate-length canines.

I’ve read all that stuff about bite alignment and such. But there’s still a part of me that’s sad I never got to become this guy:

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I wondered who this Bryan Caplan guy even was and why he was so dumb, so I looked him up. He works for an economics think tank that was founded by a Koch to try to cut his taxes. This explains so much.

I attempted to play Yurukill: The Calumniation Games

I feel like it’s not normal for me to be this homicidally angry at video game characters, and it’s all the more ironic that the characters I’m angry at are the ones who themselves express homicidal anger towards the player characters. I kept pausing because I couldn’t stop fantasizing about killing the masked jagoff and/or screaming at the white-haired girl for being such an idiot. I made it past the first bit where you have to make the right dialogue choices to beg someone not to kill you, and I had to stop playing because I was just too angry to function.

From what I’ve seen of the game’s structure, I’m pretty sure there’s going to be a point later on where the idol has to beg for her life from the fan who acts like he owns her. The gender politics alone would probably give me an aneurysm.