This is so annoying

I’m playing Even If Tempest, and you’re supposed to unlock different endings based on the “give” and “keep” choice near the end. But no matter which one I pick, it always acts as if I chose “give.” I just want to see if the secret ending explains WTF that evil clown thing is.

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There’s only one case in the entire game that could really be called a fair mystery. In retrospect, I got the right culprit for a completely wrong reason.

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Occasionally I marvel at how well the Ducktales reboot salvaged the Bombi.

He cannot be bought

He cannot be fought

Your fortune you’ve got

Your life will be fraught

Until you have earned

The one thing you have not

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A surprisingly long-lasting take that conservatives (and whatever the fuck South Park is) have been trotting out for quite a while now: “leftists are so afraid of being politically incorrect, they let minority members molest your children because it would be un-PC to call a minority member a child molester.” I’ve seen black, gay, and trans used for the minority in question.

On the other hand, South Park also did “conservatives are so convinced gay men are child molesters, they’ll replace a gay man with an actual child molester and think they’re protecting their kids.” South Park contains multitudes.