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[feotakahari]

I think I’ve mentioned this before, but it still amuses me to contrast how I look with how I talk. I’m enormous, and my beard looks like it’s devouring my face (because I invariably cut myself when I try to shave.) As for my voice, one person told me I sound like some character called The Faceless Old Lady Who Lives in Your House and Wants to Know Your Wi-Fi Password.