1): What is wrong with this camera? I’m moving left, and then suddenly the camera switches so that left is right and I’m moving the wrong way, so I fall to the bottom of a chasm. This kind of thing happens all the time.
2): Gloria is like Bayonetta on a budget, and she’s the first character I’ve seen who actually breasts boobily down the stairs. She looks like she has a spinal condition that forces her to lean her head back and thrust her chest forward.
3): It’s been four games. How do you not have a forward roll yet? Seriously, even Dark Souls lets you roll forward if you want to.
2): Gloria is like Bayonetta on a budget, and she’s the first character I’ve seen who actually breasts boobily down the stairs. She looks like she has a spinal condition that forces her to lean her head back and thrust her chest forward.
3): It’s been four games. How do you not have a forward roll yet? Seriously, even Dark Souls lets you roll forward if you want to.