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“Jesus H. Christ. What crawled up your ass and died?”

“Jesus H. Christ, actually.”

“Wait, what?”

“Took three days to get him out.”

Reading Wikipedia

“In India, the [cannonball] tree is sacred to Hindus, who believe its hooded flowers look like the nāga under which the white stigma looks like a Lingam, and hence, it is grown at Shiva temples.”

I don’t see the resemblance myself, but I’m fully in favor of flowers that look like snake people.

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