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doublecast doesn’t seem to do furries, so: What Your Favorite Arknights Ship Says About You

Franka/Liskarm: bickering colleagues who secretly love each other are a classic trope. Why overcomplicate things?

Chen/Hoshiguma: As above, but you also want a buff lady to step on you.

Andreana/Skadi/Specter: you know what’s better than one buff lady stepping on you? Two buff ladies stepping on you.

Doctor/Gravel: you are heterosexual.

Doctor/Beanstalk: you are extremely heterosexual.

Exusai/Texas: you think Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street would be more shippable if they were lesbian mercenaries.

Ursus Student cuddlepile: you’re not even here for the baby gay awkwardness. You just want these kids to have something good in their lives for once.

Amiya/Rosmontis: you want these kids to have something good in their lives, and you’re here for the baby gay awkwardness.

Doctor/Pramanix/Cliffheart: you unironically describe yourself as a memelord.

Doctor/Silverash: you like to think of yourself as a sophisticated shipper. Rather than the obvious meme ship with no basis in canon, you chose the related one that’s subtly implied. Alternatively, you think it’s hot when Silverash pulls out that sword cane and just deletes incoming enemies.

Gavial/Tomimi: you’re not actually into yanderes. You just want a girl who goes too far sometimes so you have an excuse to spank her fat ass.

Lappland/Texas: your answer to ”fuck or die?” is “why not both?

Mostima/Bison: you have at least one restraining order against you.

Saria/Silence: you find happy relationships less interesting than bitter exes who’re forced to interact because they have joint custody of the kid.

Doctor/Kal’tsit: as above, but you want them to have hatesex once in a while.

Projekt Red/Provence: you listen to Touch Fluffy Tail on repeat.

Executor/Flamebringer: I have no idea who you are or what you’re doing in this fandom, but I wish you well.