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I had a dream about a wicked spirit that asks you what you wish for. If you answer, it doesn't grant your wish. It forces you to attempt to carry out your own wish, regardless of whether or not this is remotely possible for you. It may help you in doing so, but it's more likely to actively hinder you, according to its own whims. You don't want to know what it does if you tell it to go fuck itself.

This is probably the closest thing I've ever come up with to something David Prokopetz would write.