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I do in fact have limits on what tasteless references I‘m willing to make. I saw a discussion on the different definitions of “MILF” and “cougar,” and I was going to reference a comic that clarified the issue. Then I read further in the comic, and holy shit that’s a lot of race jokes no thank you.

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An incomplete list of fictional gods that, if they were real, would make me want to annihilate all life and destroy the universe to prevent anything like them from ever existing again:

Loves a mortal, then murders him out of boredom, in front of his sister as she begs for his safe return

Has generation upon generation of servants guard a relic, then lets them all die once the relic is claimed

Had a woman cut in half by a car so her dying words would inspire someone to beat an alien with a baseball bat

Every god that physically or mentally transforms humans into animals/plants/minerals/immortal red blobs that beg for death, because every single one is written as way more horrifying than they need to be

Maybe 50% of the fanfics of Princess Celestia on FIMfiction

Significantly more fanfics of the Pokemon legendaries than you’d expect

Whatever the hell was going on in A Prayer for Owen Meany

Aslan, like five times over

Every nature god that isn’t in a children’s story, and some that are

Let’s just say most gods that can readily be identified as pseudo-Christian