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[feotakahari]

I once read a gamebook called Give Yourself Goosebumps: The Deadly Experiments of Dr. Eeek. There’s a point where you get to nope out of everything and go home. If you do, the narrator spends a page lecturing you on how boring you are and how much you suck. So I flipped the page back to see what happens if you decide not to go home. A gorilla rips your head off. This is why I choose to be boring.